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purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

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planeswalkingonsunshine:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

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dulect: life fast die young bad girls do it well

dulect:

life fast die young bad girls do it well

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cuntakinte: fuks: egg frozen in ice I thought it was a breast implant

cuntakinte:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

I thought it was a breast implant

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