when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
friend: you dropped something